Mullets
and Class in America
L Vargas
The link to Mulletsgalore.com started popping up in e-mails approximately
a couple years ago. Folks would get the link, check out the site,
and invariably forward the page to a friend. As a result of this
forwarding, Mulletsgalore has blossomed from a small, personal
homepage to a full-fledged website complete with banners, merchandise
and copyright laws. The site focuses on a particular hairstyle
(The Mullet) and the demographics that perpetuate it. A Mullet
is easily described as, hair that is long in the back yet cropped
short on top. Although, the Mullet was never actually in-style
there was a time in the 80's when the haircut was more prevalent
than it is now. In this day and age, the Mullet has made a pop-culture
comeback, but not in terms of style and glamour. Now, the Mullet
has developed into a phenomenon that separates people whom sport
mullets from those who don't like bikers and the Lifetime Channel.
The writing on Mulletsgalore.com is satire at its very best.
The manner in which "Mulletheads" are divided into distinctions
and classifications approaches genius. There also seems to be
a certain mythology that exists from within Mulletsgalore that
leads a viewer to believe that is indeed there is a method to
the madness. This mythology only adds to the overall dynamic of
Mulletheads being a separate species from the rest of us rather
than just someone with a lousy haircut.
Updated regularly, MG features a Mullet of the week, an extensive
FAQ, six pages of Mullet classification, a links page, and a Mullet
glossary. There is also a section called "porn mullets" and its
name is self-explanatory. However, the most exquisite aspect of
Mulletsgalore.com is the social commentary that flows just beneath
its surface. This website alone has almost single-handily drawn
the Mullet hairstyle out from its pocket of humanity and delivered
it to the global village like a pizza delivery boy. Before Mulletsgalore.com,
the Mullet movement seemed to be something discussed at prates
or get togethers but it wasn't yet a social phenomenon. There
was dialogue between one friend to the next about people with
those haircuts but it wasn't anything centralized. This lack of
cohesiveness is evidenced by the fragmentation that first existed
in regards to the actual name of the haircut. Before Mulletsgalore
made its appearance, the Mullet was also known as, the Ape Drape,
The 10-90, The Kentucky Waterfall, the Mudflap, and, of course,
the Shlong. As more and more people began to converse about the
haircut and Mulletsgalore become more and more popular, "Mullet"
has emerged as name to be.
It seems as though the "Mullet" has also developed into a class
issue. There are those out there that sport the Mullets and there
are those of us who laugh at them. If this is analyzed further,
one can deduce that without a computer, a lot of people wouldn't
necessarily be aware that the "mullet" hairstyle actually had
a name. They also wouldn't realize that it was such an intense
representation of one's overall attitude, or "mulletude" as it
is so poetically phrased on the site. Thus, it is safe to say
that most Mulletheads do not have access to the Internet and they
do not own computers. To own a computer or to have access to one
in this day and age is a sign that an individual is aware of current
trends and developments. To have a mullet is sign that they do
not. This would lead one to believe that Mulletheads are in a
social class one lower than those who laugh at them are. With
the popularity of Mulletsgalore and the many other Mullet sites
on the WWW (there are at least a dozen others and a documentary
is even in the works) there seems to be more and more people who
are "in on the joke." Those who aren't, and are sadly still sporting
their mullets, are wondering why they are getting strange looks
in traffic, shopping centers and other everyday activities.
Ultimately, as more and more people are let in on the joke. The
Mullet hairstyle will recede from society. No one in his or her
right mind would continue to sport a Mullet after having visited
Mulletsgalore. Thus, the mullet will eventually become as rare
as the California Condor or the Whooping Crane. Or perhaps there
will be resurgence? The Afro came back just a short time ago.
Could the Mullet be far behind? Consider this, before any trend
comes back from style purgatory, there must first be a period
where it is clearly not cool. (Think KISS throughout the 80's.)
Then, it weathers the storm and through some sort of sparked interest,
it becomes cool again. The spark needed may well be underway right
now thanks to Mulletsgalore. America may be in the infant stage
of a Mullet revival. Even now, if a Mullet is spotted on the street,
those who know its significance hold it in high regard. This may
very well be the start of something huge. In case you missed it
above, here's the link...
www.mulletsgalore.com
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