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J. Christo

ONE TIME I WENT TO WORK WITH MY OLD MAN,AND OUT OF 9 YEAR OLD BOREDOM,DRIFTED TO THE OFFICE NEXT DOOR;AS THE DOOR HIT ME IN THE ASS ON THE WAY IN; THERE SAT A FRAIL,PERSPIRING MAN WITH BLACK GREASY HAIR AND SEVERAL BROWN TEETH.HE SHOUTED WITH HIS FINGER"CAOW!CAOW!..CA-CAOW! MAN IF YOU WAS ONE OF DOS' NIGGAS YOU'D BE DEAD AS MARTIN LUTHER KING".I REPLIED "WHAT?"
"OH,YOU DA HARDMANS KID,BOBBYS BIG BOY,RIGHT?"I SAID "WHAT?" "COME OVER HERE,LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING",HE INSISTED FEVERISHLY,"YOU SEE THIS PIECE MOUNTED UNDER MY DESK?""DATS WHY THEY GOT ME IN THE FRONT OF THIS BITCH,CAUSE I AINT AFRAID OF PULLIN' THE FUCKIN' TRIGGER...KINDA' LIKE YO DADDY!"I SAID "WHAT?" HE SAID,"BOY YOU LIVE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA,LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BADDEST MOTHAFUCKA YOU EVER SEEN AND YOU BETTER REMEMBER DAT!""HELL, I DONT EVEN WORK;IM JUST WAITIN'FOR SOME SPOOK TO STICK HIS HEAD IN HERE SO I CAN BLOW IT OFF HIS SHOULDERS IN TO THE FUCKIN'PARKING LOT...HAA!"...3 YEARS LATER HE WAS ELECTED MAYOR OF LONG BEACH...TRUE STORY.