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5/7/2 Poe + Pro: morning routine

morning routine
J. Rhodes

mY morning begins with††††††††† a

viOlent squished-junebug sneeze

at 1:00 p.m.

and a sprightly trot to the latrine,

tub-chooking a few banquet beers

and ranch dressing drenched salad tomatoes

from the evening prior.

BLAAAAAAHHHRRRRFFF.

†††† I wonder what Iíll do today?

BLAAAAAHHHRRRRFFF.

I donít remember eating picklesÖ