Congratulations to the Foo Fighters for writing the biggest piece of pop crap ever written and recorded by a group of guys once considered credible. Extra kudos for releasing an acoustic version to the biggest piece of pop crap just a week after the original. It's like when Godzilla fought Mecha Godzilla.

And Dave, please stop doing those VH1 shows. It makes us all look bad.

Incidentally, here are the lyrics to the biggest pop piece of crap ever written and performed.

 

Times Like These (One-Way Motorway)

I am a one way motorway
I'm the one that drives away
then follows you back home
I am a street light shining
I'm a wild light blinding bright
burning off alone

it's times like these you learn to live again
it's times like these you give and give again
it's times like these you learn to love again
it's times like these time and time again

I am a new day rising
I'm a brand new sky
to hang the stars upon tonight
I am a little divided
do I stay or run away
and leave it all behind?

it's times like these you learn to live again
it's times like these you give and give again
it's times like these you learn to love again
it's times like these time and time again